LAVS Nuage Maison

I haven't event sprayed the perfume and I can smell it strongly, its coming off like a strong coriander or maybe even pine. I was thinking some of the other notes would come out but over a hour in, no change. I could see how those that really like a strong green smell might live this but thats not me.. If it works for you, enjoy.

This review is for the New & Improved Nuage Maison for MY UNUM LAVS! LAVS IS MINE! LAVS IS MY UNUM YUMM! I've sprayed it on a vintage Strawberry Shortcake quilt thrown over a Canadian birchwood chair. I spray it on my pillow before bedtime. Sweet dreams. I LOVE MY LAVS! *5+ Stars*

Packing slip is included with unopened, old version in shipping box. Tracking number will be provided to the two Nerds who should know better than to write me incessantly and waste my precious, [expletive] time (and money) on silly, STUPID, nonsensical [expletive]! I'm not taking anymore of your [expletive]! I'm [expletive] as [expletive] at the two of you and am trying very hard not to curse you both with my infamous-as-[expletive] foul mouth. I expect a full [expletive] refund for the item plus the cost of return shipping. Tomorrow, I'm off to the [expletive] post office.

***** :)